mom: you never help out with dinner. the least you can do is pick out a recipe and offer to help.
me: ...how does this recipe sound.
mom: oh wow that looks good, let's do that.
me: picks up food
me: uses my own money
me: makes dinner
mom: that's not how you make that
mom: this meat needs more fat in it
mom: i don't like it
DO YOU SEE WHY I DON'T EVEN BOTHER DOING ANYTHING AROUND HERE?!

Aiden likes cannoli cream and snowpeas and falls asleep to Ed Sheeran. You can tell he’s my dog.

Dinner #chickenparm #pasta #salad #food #foodporn #yum #instagood #dinner #meep #italian #chicken #parmesan #cheese #spaghetti #homemade #redsauce

1 month ago

Spinach, Feta, Tomatoes, and Cucumber salad with Raspberry Vinaigrette

2 months ago / 3 notes

i’m watching this indie horror movie and people are dying but the scary part is all the half-eaten pizzas laying around

6 months ago / 2 notes

i’ve done nothing but watch Sorted videos all day.

i’m so hungry.

i hate you…attractive cooking british guys.

ugh

6 months ago / 6 notes

Nutella cupcakes :) #nutella #cupcakes #food #yum #cake #dessert #chocolate #icing #frosting #baking #sweet (Taken with Instagram)

7 months ago / 1 note

i still want that champagne.

why do I want it so bad? like…what the heck?

I thought about a slurpee…but then realized 21 Jump Street is in RedBox, but they took the one out of the 7-11 which means I’d have to make a trip to Walgreens to get the movie, then go the other way to 7-11 for a slurpee and snacks.

But I’m so lazy.

cupcakes and fruit it is.

10 months ago / 1 note