tragedy's alright

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Sun, 19 May 2013 04:14:57 -0400

dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:14:42 -0400

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

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Sun, 19 May 2013 04:06:22 -0400

genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:11:00 -0400

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

where all the bitches crawl

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Sun, 19 May 2013 03:07:00 -0400

lizjamesbitch: I tell people this all the time. The scary...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:48:52 -0400

lizjamesbitch:

I tell people this all the time. The scary part?

There are lots who don’t believe me.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:24:58 -0400

two assignments done now i can spend 4 days in the harry tag i deserve it

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:09:14 -0400

two assignments done

now i can spend 4 days in the harry tag

i deserve it

keithjacks: keithjacks: Ok, I have $5 to buy tumblr. I know it’s not as much as Yahoo!, but I’m...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:03:39 -0400

keithjacks:

keithjacks:

Ok, I have $5 to buy tumblr. I know it’s not as much as Yahoo!, but I’m nice.

$3.50. I just bought some chips.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:03:24 -0400

so i went to school with this girl and she’s apparently moved out to LA to “live her...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:12:00 -0400

so i went to school with this girl and she’s apparently moved out to LA to “live her dream of being in a girl band” ~~i think she’ll end up doing porn tbch~~ anyway, her brother took his life last year and on her facebook her friends said “sorry for your loss, he was a good guy,” and she’s like “no he wasn’t but thanks”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! this kid was 17, graduated high school early (you didn’t even graduate or get your GED), had a college degree and was in the process of chasing another one. sadly, he got caught up in addiction, but he sent himself to rehab. no intervention from family or friends. he did it on his own. seventeen years old and he sent himself to rehab.

what did you do? drop out of school, suck a few dicks, moved out to california…then in your interview say he was your inspiration to “live your dream” after saying he wasn’t a good guy on a public profile? i’m not facebook friends with her and i can see it…imagine if people actually take interest in your band and see that shit.

still a phony bitch and it got worse since you left, buying designer shit and taking near-nude photos to get your “band” noticed.

i dodged a fucking bullet. round of applause for 14 year-old me for weeding out the right people.

miss-nerdgasmz: What ship do you think I’m the child of? #oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:40:31 -0400

miss-nerdgasmz:

What ship do you think I’m the child of?

#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME

thefingerfucker: new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpoliti...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:40:14 -0400

thefingerfucker:

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

tyleroakley: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:39:58 -0400

tyleroakley:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

soft grunge

soft nipples

nevver: Stephanie Tillman

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:48:04 -0400

Stephanie Tillman

Stephanie Tillman

Stephanie Tillman

nevver:

Stephanie Tillman

really-shit: GROW | http://designhousestockholm.com/ … Grow is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:47:23 -0400

really-shit:

GROW | http://designhousestockholm.com/ …

Grow is a greenhouse for nature’s smallest flowers, and a nursery for the plant’s first stages of life.

Grow is made of two glass parts:

The bottom part holds the soil and the plant.

The top part is a lid equipped with a spout, allowing it to be used as a watering can.

It also functions as a valve that lets in air and regulates the moisture and temperature levels inside the greenhouse.

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imaginates: Chewing Gum In Venice by Simone Decker

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:47:10 -0400

imaginates:

Chewing Gum In Venice by Simone Decker

buttholebiter: Son killed his father then sliced his face off...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:36:59 -0400

buttholebiter:

Son killed his father then sliced his face off and dressed as his dad to go see his grandfather. The grandfather talked with him for a while before he finally realized something was up and called the cops to go over to the father and son’s home.

holy shit