The noise his lil feet are making
Fedora was an excellent server tonight and has a family to feed
Man I really wanna watch Cry Baby right now but it’s too late at night and let’s be real Hatchet Face scares the piss out of me!
IVE WATCHED THIS LIKE FOUR TIMES THIS WEEK ITS SO STUPID AND MELODRAMATIC I CANT STOP WATCHING
HE HAS A PIECE OF GLITTER UNDER HIS EYE WHAT IS HE DOING BURYING HIS FACE IN THE ASS OF STRIPPERS?!!?
THEY PROBABLY PREFER THAT OVER DOLLAR BILLS I WOULD
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
This is the hipsterest thing I have ever seen.
45 MINUTES TO GET ALL DRESSED UP WE AINT EVEN GONNA MAKE IT TO THIS CLUB
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
This shits just ridiculous. Probably the worst torture in the history of torture.
SAND FLOOR ROOM
So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.
The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.
Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.
What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory.
I´m a writer I whisper as I secretly find this extremely fascinating
holy shit that’s horrific
I think the only point in time in life where these would be life saving…..
the captain neglects to mention that the victim is placed in there naked.
so those shoes wouldn’t help at all
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people